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PASSWORD PROBLEMS :

PASSWORD PROBLEMS :
 
WINDOWS : Please enter your new password.
USER : cabbage

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER : boiled cabbage

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER : 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER : 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
USER : 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.
USER : 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER : IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS : Sorry, that password is already in use. :P
(This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain)


बंता: पप्पू तेरे पापा की तो रसगुल्ले की दुकान है,

बंता: पप्पू तेरे पापा की तो रसगुल्ले की दुकान है, तेरा खाने का मन नहीं करता?
पप्पू: बहुत मन करता है अंकल… लेकिन पापा गिन कर रखते हैं इसलिए बस चूस के वापिस रख देता हूँ।